Wolfgang Tillmans: To Look Without Fear at the Art Gallery of Ontario (AGO): Tillmans was recently named by Time Magazine as one of the top 100 Most Influential of 2023 and his retrospective exhibition is an incredible collection of his photography and visual works. His images inspires connections and explores conversation on social issues on a personal and global scale. Hot on the heels of his spectacular exhibition at MoMA this is a must see for all ages. Be sure to also catch his visual album in Jackman Hall while you’re there.

IN BLOOM: Florals and Footwear at the Bata Shoe Museum: floral motifs have influenced fashion and design for centuries. Countries globally have incorporated blooms in various ways from textiles and in design. The language of florals and the interpretations is what makes this exhibition seriously fascinating. It also examines how nature plays a part over the history of the shoe including the materials. Beautifully displayed shoes along side descriptions takes visitors on a journey in a fresh appreciation for footwear over the centuries. Here you’ll find stunning historical pieces and more recent Nike and Christian Louboutin.

FILMS IN TORONTO:  TIFF Bell Lightbox: Catching a movie anytime with a bag of fresh popcorn is a great escape but if you’re a fan of discovering unforgettable and real gems then be sure to see what’s playing at TIFF Bell Lightbox. There is always something conversation worthy to see. Keep an eye out this May for Canadian Screen Award winners including Riceboy Sleeps and Brother.  Hot Docs Film Festival is also coming up quickly with an incredible line up of documentaries worth seeing including COVEN about three millennial women who identify as witches. We’ve interviewed one that also calls Toronto home. Her fascinating story leads her to learning about her ancestral ties to the Salem Witch Trials. Interview can be found here. 

Stranger Things Experience: For fans of the Netflix smash-hit series of the same name comes this fully immersive experience. Here you’ve agreed to be part of Hawkins Sleep Study Lab where you will undergo a series of tests. Superpowers will emerge as you come across different challenges. What it feels like to be in the Upside Down? It’s unforgettable. But don’t worry, once you get through to the other side, the “Mixtape” space will make you forget all about the demogorgons and enjoy everything 80s style. The experience takes place in the Port Lands area in a production studio space. Book in advance.

The Office Experience: (Yorkdale Shopping Centre)The mall may be a go-to rainy day activity and if you head to Yorkdale Shopping Centre and a fan of the hit television series The Office, then save an hour or two to explore this very creative experience. There are plenty of photo opportunities in the offices of Dunder Mifflin  from Pam’s reception desk to Michael’s office to the wedding chapel. You can make your confessions in the conference room and even have a disco party. If a phone rings, be sure to answer it! The “warehouse” is loaded with amazing gift items.

Disney Animation Immersive Experience: (One Yonge Street) Disney fans, young and old, will appreciate this massive experience that takes visitors behind the scenes with Disney’s most beloved animated movies of all time. Learn about the process from concept to artists to digital in making a film. Try your hand at drawing your favourite character. Then walk into the warehouse space where an incredible 360 degree projection offers a larger than life view of the all time favourite Disney animated films.

Theatre in Toronto: Various. There are many great theatre happens in our city and you can often grab last minute day-of tickets (also check sites for lotteries for special priced tickets including blockbusters Hamilton, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child). But there are other productions that also are worthy of your time this Spring. Check out Crow’s Theatre, The Factory Theatre, Theatre Passe Muraille, and the Tarragon Theatre to see what’s playing now. Three worth noting…

• Clif Cardinal’s The Land Acknowledgement or As You Like It: (CAA Theatre) due to popular demand, this thought provoking play returns May 4 to 7 and is a must-see. Indigenous actor Clif Cardinal gives us way more than any audience expects as he begins his play with The Land Acknowledgement.
• A Number: St. Anne’s Parish Performance Hall. Caryl Churchill’s play “A Number” is a fascinating investigation into cloning, humanity and father son relationships. This one-hour production by Toronto-based “That Theatre Company” will provoke audience members and inspire thoughtful conversations around science, privacy and the lengths we go to protect our loved ones. On stage until May 7. More info here. 
• A Chinese Lady: Crow’s Theatre. Afong Moy is 14 years old when she is brought to the United States from Guangzhou Province in 1834. Purportedly the first Chinese woman to set foot on U.S. soil, she has been put on display for the American public as “The Chinese Lady.”Alternatingly dark, poetic, and whimsical, the play is a searing portrait of Western culture seen through the eyes of a young Chinese woman. On stage May 2 to 21.

StretchLab Toronto: (410 Adelaide Street West) A rainy day is great for taking care your yourself. You can go for a massage but have you tried a professional stretch? Recently opened StretchLab has professionally trained experts give you the best body stretch EVER. First time visitors are assessed for balance, posture and more. Then, with a consultation the staff will give you a customized stretch to help you feel more flexible, recharged, and ready to face the world!

Rumble Boxing Studio: (1235 Bay Street) Looking to blow off some pent up energy? This new boxing studio offers personal training as well as boxing classes — thinks fight club meets night club. But it’s no-contact here. You’ll just take everything out on a heavy bag in a dark room with “motivators” that will give you an energized hour of power. Not only makes you sweat you’ll also have fun doing so. Read our review here.

KANDL Artistique: (88 Avenue Road) if you’re looking for something beautiful and creative to do, KANDL offers guided make your own scented candle workshops. Professionally trained candle makers walk you through a sensorial experience exploring various fragrance notes and how to layer the essential oils. You also get to name your creation and take home your signature scented candle. Call ahead for space availability.

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Maple Days at Black Creek Pioneer Village: March 13 to 17. It’s maple syrup season at the Village! This tasty educational and fun outdoor experience returns with discovery of old fashioned skills of creating the sweet treat. Families can learn the skills and tricks of collecting tree sap and learn how it magically turns into the sugary goodness. More information available on their site.

Sugar Shack TO at Sugar Beach: March 11 and 12. FREE general admission.  This annual outdoor event will transform Sugar Beach into a fun filled weekend featuring all things maple. Two sugar shacks will serve up fresh made maple sugar taffy and there will be all sorts of maple infused food available for purchase. Maple Taffy $3 for 1 or 2 for $5. Cash or Debit only. Live entertainment and interactive activities for all ages. Dress for the weather.

Imagine Dragons at Casa Loma: March 11 to 19. Travel back to a world of fantasy and fables at a fairy-tale castle in an era of dragons and adventure, as Liberty Entertainment Group presents the return of its best-selling immersive theatrical experience, Imagine Dragons. Featuring Paramount Pictures upcoming release Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Multiple interactive live performances in the castle featuring period costumed characters will transport visitors both young and old, back in time to a bygone era of knights and maidens, fairies, and other worldly creatures. Follow the 800-foot underground dragon-infested tunnels to meet the beast… in the veritable Dragon’s Den. Themed programming includes A Tale of Two Brothers – fun, interactive and educational play demonstrating medieval sword action in the castle’s Conservatory, to next-level Knight School, located in the Library – where guests may participate in basic swordsmanship taught by the knights, including types of swords and the how’s and whys of basic sword play, from which students will graduate as Knights of Casa Loma, with an authentic certificate.

Medieval music concerts by five-piece ensemble, The Casa Loma Minstrels under the baton of Maestro Paolo Busato. Performing live in the Great Hall, visitors may meet the Maestro and interact with the ensemble and their musical instruments. An aerialist will demonstrate feats of wonder in the Great Hall, and guests are encouraged to visit the dungeon for Dungeons and Dragons film-themed art and crafts, before daring to visit the Dragon himself in his mythical lair. Tickets and times available on their site.

WinterStation at Woodbine Beach (FREE): The annual public art installations return to the Toronto east end beaches. Set along the waterfront award-winning artists and design firms transform existing lifeguard stations into structures worthy of a visit or two.  This year’s theme is RADIANCE. Dress for the weather and the terrain. Then pop up to Queen Street for a a bite to eat or a hot chocolate to warm up.

Lumière at Trillium Park, Ontario Place (FREE): March 10 to May 7. Explore the park and experience 16 illuminated installations developed by Ontario artists before stopping by the bonfire to warm up. Utilizing innovation, light and discovery, Ontario artists and creators will “illuminate” the park under a curatorial theme of “renewal”, celebrating the change of seasons from winter to spring. Dress warm and wear comfortable footwear for this outdoor experience. Lumière is open daily from 5 p.m. until 11 p.m. with a bonfire hosted on Fridays and Saturdays from 5 p.m. until 10 p.m. More details on their site.

HAMILTON THE MUSICAL: Princess of Wales Theatre continues to August 20, 2023. If you’re looking for something to see with your older teen, this comes top of mind. The much buzzed about musical is a history lesson made for modern times. The story is about Alexander Hamilton’s life and legacy including his creation of the U.S. financial system. Grammy, Emmy and Tony award-winning playwright, actor and filmmaker, singer, rapper (the list is long) Lin-Manuel Miranda brilliantly weaves in music genres that are appealing multi-generations from hip-hop, soul, R&B, rap to traditional musical tunes. It’s an innovative and epic mash up that makes this a stand out. BTW, there will be 40 tickets at each performance available for $10 each. You may want to try your luck at to grab them in the #HAM4HAM Lottery. Details here.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: CAA Ed Mirvish Theatre until June 9, 2023. Adventure runs in the family. When Harry Potter’s head-strong son Albus befriends the son of his fiercest rival, Draco Malfoy, it sparks an unbelievable new journey for them all—with the power to change the past and future forever. Prepare for a mind-blowing race through time, spectacular spells, and an epic battle in this incredible stage production.  Worth checking out is the Golden Snitch Ticket Lottery where you can nab $19 tickets to the show. Details on how to try your luck can be found here.

AGO PLAY: March 11 to 19. Art Gallery of Ontario’s kid-focused March Break programming includes artmaking, family-friendly tours of AGO Collection, a drop-in film screening in Jackman Hall andmaker stations throughout the Gallery and are all included in general admission as well as for members and annual passholders. Full listing of events can be found here.

T.REX THE ULTIMATE PREDATOR at the ROM: Opens March 11.  Just in time for March Break comes a brand new spectacular exhibition from the American Museum of Natural History. Featuring more than 40 models and casts, many full-sized and towering over guests. Visitors will also be invited to delve into the paleontological process with a special ROM Spotlight section highlighting actual fieldwork from a recent ROM-led tyrannosaur dig. Fans of this celebrity dinosaur will also have the opportunity to experience up-close an imposing real fossil T. rex skull almost five feet long along with other fossil specimens. Tickets are already on sale for this special exhibition.

March break at the ROM will also have family-friendly activities celebrating the beginning of spring. Highlighting the museum’s Art & Culture, and Natural History collections, their family-friendly activations feature many ways that wildlife prepare for changing seasons and showcase cultural springtime celebrations around the world.

Disney Animation Immersive Experience: One Yonge Street. Extended to July 9, 2023. Disney fans have a chance to explore the magical world in a unique and memorable way. Step into the world of some of the most beloved Disney animation films of all time in this larger than life experience. Created by Oscar winning producer J. Miles Dale (Shape of Water) leading a global creative team, Disney Animation Immersive Experience is a journey through the history of Disney Animation Studios from Snow White to Peter Pan and from Frozen to Encanto and many more. Tickets and more info can be found here.

Toronto ComiCon at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre: March 17 to 19. Experience the ultimate playground for fans of Comics, Sci-Fi, Horror, Anime, and Gaming. Three BIG days of citywide events, family-friendly attractions and world-renowned celebrities meet and greets to be had. For families with young kids, check out the Family Zone featuring games and activities for all ages. There will also be a kids cosplay contest. So get creative! Some of the confirmed celebrities in attendance include Laz Alonso (The Boys, Avatar, Fast & Furious), Tomer Capone (The Boys, Fauda, When Heroes Fly), Claudia Doumit (Timeless, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, the Boys, Where’d You Go, Bernadette). Complete list on site.

The Darkest Dark at Young People’s Theatre: on until April 2.
A groundbreaking, magic-filled adaptation of Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield’s bestselling children’s book comes alive on stage. It’s 1969 and Apollo 11 is about to land on the moon. Nine-year-old space-loving Chris spends his days dreaming of becoming a brave astronaut. But at bedtime, the night closes in and so too does his fear of the dark. For Chris, watching history being made hinges on conquering his fear – and embracing the unknown.

Storm Crow Manor: This is more than a restaurant, it’s a fun place to explore for both adults and kids. Set in a historical house on Church Street is a multi-level space is filled with film props and pop culture themed decor. For families with young kids check out their Brunch Cartoons Days. Families with older kids may want to book in for the Mandalorian Dinner that includes showing of the latest season. Details on their site.

Little Kitchen Academy March Break Camp: Montessori-inspired cooking school for kids ages 3 to 13 offers March Break programming in line with the mini-chef school’s philosophy of education, able, and healthy society through healthy eating choices. They provide children with the tools and experiences in their cooking journey. Create meals together while incorporating  math and science concepts, reading skills, social etiquette and tables manners. Also learn about sustainable decision making including discovering what’s local, in-season, and organic. Several locations including The Beaches, Leaside, Mississauga, Oakville and the new space in Vaughan (opening March 6).

Pizzeria Libretto Pizza Making Classes: from March 13 – 16 from 4 p.m – 5 p.m., children aged 2-10 will learn how to make Neapolitan pizza from a skilled pizzaiolo, including the proper techniques to stretching and dressing an authentic Neapolitan pizza. For the finale of this rewarding tutorial, children will also be served a scoop of authentic Italian gelato. Book online.

FUWA FUWA Pancakes is worthy visit for their Japanese soufflé fluffy style goodness. Customers can watch Fuwa Fuwa chefs create iconic, Instagramable dishes like Japanese-style souffle pancakes as well as Basque burnt cheesecakes, Korean-style fatcarons and their latest must-try indulgence, croffles (a favourite a the CNE last year), in beautiful, light-filled open kitchens delivering a truly unique experience. Book online.

Eataly Toronto Kids Pasta Class: For parents with children 5 – 14, Eataly Toronto’s La Scuola is offering pasta-making classes for all the inquisitive minds looking to introduce fresh pasta to the rotation. There’s also a Kid’s Cannoli Class for parents with children aged 2 – 6. Both classes are in-person but FYI there are Marguerita Pizza and Cannoli making kits available to recreate in the comforts of your own home, or grandmas. Book online.

Winter Wonderland March Break at Friday Harbour: If you’re looking for a day trip or a few days getaway, Friday Harbour is an ideal spot that’s not too far out of the city. Approximately an hour’s drive takes you to the great outdoors with loads of fun things to do with the family. Check out the Harbour Skating Trail or Piazza Skating Rink. Hang out in the chalet-style cabins offering savoury eats and sweet treats. Get your cameras ready for photo opps along the Promenade. Make your own bird feeder. Huddle up to the campfire pits for s’mores. Check out the Ice Princess, Olaf, Fire & Hoola Hoop performances for free, and much more!

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THAT CHOIR Carols: St. Andrew’s  Church (73 Simcoe Street). December 17 & 18. This a cappella chamber choir led by Craig Pike (yes, founder of Craig’s Cookies) is already gaining much attention in the city. The award-winning singing group brings home a wonderful night of music including your favourite carols and holiday music with works inspired by the winter solstice. Ticketed event (pay what you can — sliding scale).

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: if a spectacular musical is on your mind, then this will sure to please! Joseph is a daydreamer and amongst his siblings is considered the favourite of his father. Jealousy from the other brothers had Joseph sold as a slave with hopes to never see him again but the dreams and stories he holds is the fabric of this popular production with a happy ending. On stage until January 18 at the Princess of Wales Theatre.

Fisherman’s Friends: The Musical: This humble musical makes its North American Premiere with the original UK cast is full of toe-tapping sea shanties and heartfelt tunes. Based on a true story of a group of singing men from a seaside fishing village in the UK who were discovered by a record producer that launched them into a whole new found world with a surprising chart topper. This story is about community, loyalty and love. On stage at the Royal Alexandra Theatre until January 15.

Ross Petty’s Peter’s Final Flight: A tradition for many families, Ross Petty and his crew of misfits take to the stage for their final curtain call. Peter’s Final Flight is a showstopper pulling out all the bells and whistles to the sheer delight of for all ages. This panto style production is know for taking a classic children’s tale but cleverly with a modern and cheeky twist beyond your expectations. Families love the relaxed environment and will quickly learn the booing is very acceptable. PS We’re really going to miss this annual production and Plumbum (#iykyk).

Second City Improv: the new home at 1 York Street is impressive and the holiday programming is full of fun for everyone. The  Jingle Bell Ruckus delivers a heaping serving of seasonal satire that’s the perfect alternative to those same old holiday shows. Nothing’s off-limits: holiday film classics, family gatherings, beloved Christmas carols, and of course all things wickedly funny about winter get a seasonal skewering in this fast-paced, interactive, original comedy revue filled with style, wit, and plenty of that famous (and festive) Second City improv! The Holiday Improv Brunch is the gift that keeps on giving! For 3 weekends only, bring your band of merrymakers as they scramble together two of everyone’s favourites, comedy and brunch, for a scrumptiously seasonal breakfast with a totally improvised experience from the city’s finest. Whether you side on the Naughty or the Nice List, come enjoy mimosas…they won’t judge.

National Ballet of Canada: Is it even the holidays without The Nutcracker Ballet? The company returns with the famous story and James Kudelka’s rendition  is one of the most beautiful and creative we’ve ever seen. We also love being surprised by  celebrities and notables who are enlisted to play the Cannon Dolls.

Soulful Messiah by Ballet Creole: December 17 and 18 at the Sandra Faire an dIvan Pecan Theatre. Returnign for the 20th anniversary is this unique holiday classic. Ballet Creole is Canada first professional Black dance company. Soulful Messiah is a combination of tap, jazz, afro-caribbean, ballet, contemporary dance, hip hop and freestyle. Music and movements are from the African Diaspora integrating traditional and contemporary dancee created by Caribbean-born Artistic Director, Patrick Parson.

Hamilton The Musical: The wildly popular musical based on a piece of American history that not many of us are too familiar with is returning to Toronto at the Princess of Wales theatre this February. You might recall it was shut down due to Covid just mere days of when it opened here but nevertheless, we’re excited for this one! Featuring a score that blends hip-hop, jazz, R&B and Broadway, Hamilton has taken the story of American founding father Alexander Hamilton and created a revolutionary moment in theatre—a musical that has had a profound impact on culture, politics, and education. Tickets are now on sale or even gift cards to any of the shows would be great idea!

Casa Loma Christmas at the Castle and Holiday Lights: If you’re looking for a magical experience at Toronto’s magical castle there are two happening at Casa Loma. Outdoors visitors can follow the twinkly lights of the Holiday Lights through the garden paths outdoors and then head indoors through the tunnels to visit with Mrs. Claus and Santa himself. Daily entertainment also happens including jugglers and magicians. Hot Cocoa and snack stands ($) for a few treats to keep hungry mouths satisfied. Inside the castle you’ll find stunning Christmas trees all uniquely decorated by some of the city’s finest style makers — interior decorates, designers, etc. Both events are ticketed (separately). Do one or both and make it extra special.

Distillery Winter Village: Wander through the city’s most picturesque holiday winter market with shops and eateries. The outdoor Winter Village returns in person with local artisans, vendors as well as the most scrumptious seasonal eats — psstttt…Cops donuts. You won’t want to miss the stunning 50-ft White Spruce Tree in Trinity Square. Designed by Parfum Christian Dior, tree is adorned with  with 400 custom midnight blue ornaments, 1,700 shiny and matte gold balls, 70,000 twinkling lights and features 1,000 custom Dior star charms. Tickets are required on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays after 4:00 pm, and December 27-31 after 4:00 pm. Tickets are $11 plus HST each. Kids nine and under are free of charge.

Northern Lights TO: is the city’s newest immersive outdoor holiday experience taking place at the Grand Bizarre, Exhibition Place. The 80,000 sq ft of outdoor holiday space is filled with activities. It’s also dog-friendly on Thursdays and Sundays. Open until January 8. Ticketed event.

Canadian Tire Christmas Trail: to December 23, 1000 Murray Ross Parkway. In celebration of Canadian Tire’s 100th birthday, The Canadian Tire Christmas Trail is back to make this the Christmas of the century. The drive-along experience takes guests on an enchanted 1.5-kilometre journey through thousands of twinkling lights, interactive displays, and live entertainment featuring new and familiar faces. Guests will be immersed in the magic of Christmas and can capture their beloved annual photo with Santa in a memorable way, all from the comfort of their own vehicle. $25 per car (all proceeds donated to Canadian Tire Jumpstart Charities to benefit child and youth sport throughout Canada).

Illumi — A Dazzling World of Lights: from the creative imagination of Normand Latourelle comes this unique experience where guests can embark on an outdoor journey through 13 magical universes across a 600,000 sq ft site (equivalent to 10 football fields!), brought to life by high definition projections, state-of-the-art animatronic creatures, and thousands of lights and structures. There’s also “The Cabin” a unique installation that allows visitors to recharge and get ready for their adventures. Families can also participate in games like Hide and Seek in The Land of Frost. Families will also have the opportunity to donate gently used winter items in the donation bins at the entrance. Ticketed event.  Running until January 29.

Disney Animation: Immersive Experience: We know there are tons of Disney fans and we’re excited about this one for the families! Opens December 21 at One Yonge Street inside the Toronto Star building. Step inside the stories and see the Disney movies, songs, and characters come to life. Created by Lighthouse Immersive and Oscar winning producer J. Miles Dale (Shape of Water) in collaboration with Walt Disney Animation Studios. This experiential projection exhibition presented with some of the most popular Disney songs from their popular films including Encanto, Zootopia, The Lion King, Peter Pan, Pinocchio, and yes, Frozen. Great for all ages. Ticketed event.

Eataly Cooking Classes: There’s a variety of delicious hands-on cooking classes and experiences for everyone and even a few for kids! Learn how to make pasta from the north or south and from scratch or gnocchi! Join in a lasagna making class that is Nonna approved all happening in their in-store kitchen event space.

GIFT A MEMBERSHIP!…

Art Gallery of Ontario (AGO): You cannot beat the $35 individual annual pass as a gift idea.  Visit whenever the AGO is open and explore at your leisure. The latest Leonard Cohen: Everybody Knows exhibition explores the dynamic artistry of Leonard Cohen — Canadian novelist, poet and singer-songwriter. The exhibition will feature more than 200 artworks, objects, many from his personal archive, including performance clips, musical instruments, notebooks, lyrics, letters, photos, drawings and digital art all created by Cohen throughout his lifetime. This is the firs museum exhibition to present the holds of the Leonard Cohen Family Trust. Ticketed exhibition.

Gardiner Museum: This museum holds a remarkable collection of some of the world’s finest ceramic arts. From priceless artifacts to contemporary arts there’s always something amazing to discover here. The current exhibition of Karine Giboulo titled “Housewarming” is not to be missed. The Montreal-based artist invites us into her home of over 500 miniature clay figures to explore the stories all too familiar. Housewarming is Giboulo’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic that began in 2020, and the waves of confinement and isolation that followed. It is a sculpted documentary of individual and collective experiences grounded in current events.

Royal Ontario Museum: There’s always something special to see at the ROM. Recently opened is Canadian Modern featuring over 100 culturally significant, limited-edition and mass-produced objects designed and crafted in Canada. Other amazing exhibitions to catch before they’re gone are Kent Monkman: Being Legendary and Fantastic Beasts:The Wonder of Nature. 

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Cursed Child takes that question, and answers it pretty much how you would expect. The story of the next generation of Potterverse characters, including the children of Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and Draco/Astoria Malfoy, it begins with the pointedly named Albus Severus Potter entering his first year at Hogwarts, and immediately finding it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Eventually, of course, Albus finds himself thrust into an adventure of the type that made his daddy famous, because what would a Harry Potter play be if not a magical adventure with big evil scary things to vanquish?

It’s also a highly entertaining magical adventure, albeit one that will be vastly easier to follow if you’re a diehard Potterhead, or, as in my case, you bring along your well-informed sister to fill in the gaps.

EXPELLIARMUS!

Cursed Child begins with Albus Severus Potter (Luke Kimball) anxiously starting his first year at Hogwarts. He’s desperate to fit in, and, unlike his father before him, not having much luck at all. The play moves too quickly for us to really get a good look at what indignities Albus (don’t call him “Al”!) suffers at the hands of classmates, but it’s clear enough that he’s at best a social pariah and at worst a victim of (mostly offstage) bullying. Enter Rose Weasley (Hailey Lewis) and the fantastically named Scorpius Malfoy (Thomas Mitchell Barnet), the only two classmates who look kindly upon poor Albus. Rose is as goody-goody as her mother Hermione, but Scorpius is, much like Albus, a social outcast burdened by a last name with too much history. (Though in Scorpius’s case, that first name doesn’t do him any favours either.) Soon enough, the begrudging Albus, geeky Scorpius, and cheerful Rose are established as Cursed Child‘s approximation of the “Golden Trio” of the original books – albeit a trio that nobody really likes or trusts.

That’s particularly true for wizard nerd Scorpius, the unexpected – and, I’m sad to report, mildly annoying – beating heart of Cursed Child. It’s Scorpius who, by my count, gets the most stage time of any character, even as the narrative is still extremely Potter-centric. (In a way, not unlike the Skywalker obsession of the Star Wars sequel trilogy.) And while that’s a fine and even interesting narrative choice, actor Thomas Mitchell Barnet badly misplays that geekiness as a bundle of over-exaggerated tics and unnatural speech patterns. It’s the worst kind of geek/nerd cliché, turning Scorpius’s intelligence and genuine passion into the kind of extreme social awkwardness that wouldn’t be out of place in Revenge of the Nerds.

Barnet aside, the cast is mostly fine. Kimball’s Albus grows from angsty child, burdened by overwhelming expectations, into a believable quasi-hero sufficiently distinct that he doesn’t feel like Harry 2.0. Lewis’s Rose is likeable enough, though she gets surprisingly short shrift after being set up as Cursed Child‘s Hermione analogue. Sara Farb as Delphi Diggory oversells most of her scenes, and she could definitely use some accent coaching, but she’s a welcome addition if only because her “half-blood” character is so different from Hogwarts kids we’ve encountered before. The adult versions of Harry (Trevor White), Hermione (Sarah Afful), and Ron (Gregory Prest) all do a great job as older versions of the characters made famous by Daniel Radcliffe and co.

Unfortunately, the real problem with Cursed Child is its plot. Which can best be described as fan service by committee, or, in South Park terms, member berries.

OBLIVIATE!

Back in 2016, South Park‘s twentieth season introduced the concept of “member berries”, as in “remember” berries. These annoyingly talkative anthropomorphic berries spend all their time waxing nostalgic about all those classic pop culture properties that gave rise to our modern media landscape of sequels, reboots, and “legacyquels”. “Member Chewbacca?!”, “Member Jurassic Park?!”, “Member Spock?!” The member berries’ deliberately irritating nature captures a style of lazy screenwriting that confuses audience recognition for fan service, and which thinks that playing the hits – another Death Star! another dinosaur park! – is safer than telling an original story.

Cursed Child often feels like it was written by member berries. Names are dropped faster than Dumbledore at the Astronomy Tower (see what I did there?), and the plot doesn’t so much recreate classic Potter moments as regularly revisit them, beat for beat. Again, Cursed Child isn’t the first legacyquel to be guilty of this – see also: topless beach sports in Top Gun: Maverick – but it’s frustrating that this brand-new story is also a retread of a lot of what’s come before. Judging by my sister’s reactions, even diehard Potter fans will find themselves exhausted by the endless navel-gazing.

Perhaps the most member berry aspect of the script is the decision to have the whole plot turn on a character who’d rank, charitably, ninth or tenth on the list of important Potterverse characters. Had my sister not brought me up to speed, I would have struggled to remember this minor character – who appears in a single Potter movie and a handful of the novels – whose fate is so central to Cursed Child.

WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

I’ve been careful not to spoil the plot of Cursed Child, even though most Potterheads will have likely read the script several times over before the show opens.

In broad strokes, it’s a play about some kids who decide to remedy their parents’ mistakes, via that tried and true method of narratively convenient time travel. In other words, it’s an excuse to revisit several key moments from across the original books, from the perspective of characters who, like the audience, have grown up with the legend of Harry Potter. Potterheads may get teary-eyed seeing beloved characters and scenes recreated live, and even non-fanatics like myself can’t entirely resist the heady dose of nostalgia. Still, it annoys me that Cursed Child is yet another legacyquel with clumsily inserted audience surrogates, and it doubly annoys me that I too allowed the Cursed Child member berries to get to me. Indeed, one of the most insidious things about member berries is that they work so well.

Cursed Child is also, as it should be, the very definition of a theatrical blockbuster. The special effects are amazing and surprising, eliciting audible gasps from the audience. In particular, there’s one recurring time travel effect so brilliant that I regularly missed key lines of dialogue trying to figure out how it works. I would love to talk about all the old fashioned stage magic on display in Cursed Child, but trust me when I say that the special effects are worth the price of admission alone. I expect the show was even more formidable in its original two part, five-hour version, but this truncated three-and-a-half-hour touring production is a worthy substitute.

Speaking of which, even if you weren’t aware the Toronto production is a severe abridgment of the London original, you’d definitely notice the steady clip at which this play moves. Non-Potterheads may struggle to keep pace with all the names and concepts that get bandied about, but at least this half-Cursed Child is wise enough to slow down and dwell on key plot points. I managed to follow the story, but it’s obvious that key things have been lost in the process of reducing the script by half.

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cursed Child has some other peculiarities. There’s the Rowling-approved pronunciation of Voldemort – fun fact, the “t” is silent. There’s the terrible interpretive dance sequences that fill the gap during scene transitions (and likely paper over some larger holes in the pared-down script). There’s the needlessly loud stereo system that blasts music so strongly you may need to cover your ears. There’s the (hilariously) ridiculous theatrical flourishes of the stagehands, who’ve been directed to dramatically whoosh their capes any time they cross the stage. There’s the fact that this Potter, while brave enough to cast characters who don’t necessarily look as we remember them, also insists on placing a Maggie Smith-alike in the Professor McGonagall role, while forcing other actors to do mediocre impressions of their cinematic counterparts. There’s also a (minor spoilers) “Palpatine’s Granddaughter” aspect to Cursed Child that is as predictable as it is absurd.

I also have mixed feelings about Cursed Child‘s overtly queerbaiting central relationship (which I will not spoil here). On the one hand, it’s always nice to see a pop culture monolith gesture towards queer inclusion. On the other hand, Cursed Child squanders far too many opportunities to turn its queer subtext into text. This includes, most egregiously, a climactic embrace that was probably written as a kiss before the producers decided it wouldn’t play in Peoria. It’s a slap in the face to a community that J.K. Rowling has had, shall we say, a rather fraught relationship with in recent years. Ah well, at least it gives the fanfic writers something to work with.

Which is probably a good note to end on. If you were to scour the decaying ruins of Tumblr, you probably wouldn’t have to go very far to find a Harry Potter fanfic (or slashfic) involving a new generation of kids named Potter, Weasley, and Malfoy time-travelling to relive their parents’ greatest adventures. True, no member of the fan community has the budget to translate their vision into a $70 million West End/Broadway/Mirvish spectacular – and Cursed Child really is spectacular, I’ll give it that. But it’s also cheesy, and self-congratulatory, and too wrapped up in its own mythos to be called a great play. It is a great show, however, and definitely worth it for the special effects alone.

Much as it pains me to admit it, I ‘member Harry, and he’s still got that magic touch.

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Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is on now at the Ed Mirvish Theatre (244 Victoria St). Tickets on sale here.

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I AM HERE: Home Movies and Everyday Masterpieces is the latest exhibition at the Art Gallery of Ontario. The vast 5th floor space explores how we’ve documented our cherished and everyday moments in life. From early cave dwellings right through to today’s TikTok generation it’s a fascinating look at captured moments of life. Categorized by titles popular songs (We Are Family, Everyday People, Dance to the Music are examples), it’s a thoughtful exhibition that includes home movies, photography, artwork, letters, objects collected, and music from everyday people as well as icons including Andy Warhol. You may even want to get mom a year-long membership.

Immersive Frida Kahlo: at 1 Yonge Street. From the producers who brought the wildly successful Immersive Van Gogh, Immersive Klimt, Robert Lepage’s Library at Night and others comes this latest larger than life moving exhibition based on the works of artist Frida Kahlo. What makes this extra special are are rarely seen family photos that tells the story of the famous artist. When we recently met with Kahlo’s family members they explained that they wanted share insight from their perspective and were very involved in creating this experience with Lighthouse Immersive. “Everybody knows the sad Frida or the strong Frida,” said Mara de Anda, great grand-niece of Frida Kahlo. “But we, the family, have this other side of Frida to share. The HAPPY Frida. The loving, caring, and warm Frida. We are living in times of pandemic and war so with this kind of project, we want to inspire people to be better and to explore themselves.”

Princess Diana: Accredited Access Exhibition: at Casa Loma. One of the most popular Royal Family members has a full photo exhibition on display at Toronto’s landmark castle. Over 100 of the most iconic images of the “people’s princess” are displayed throughout the upper level corridors and private residential areas. What makes this a must-see for Princess Diana fans are the personal and never been told stories behind the lens as shared by Official Royal Photographers Anwar Hussein and his sons Samir and Zak. This self-guided tour includes audio accompaniment (devices provided). Make it extra special and add on the traditional Mother’s Day High Tea experience.

IMAGE? The Power of Visual at the Aga Khan Museum: one of the most stunning places to be just a quick drive from downtown. This museum’s permanent collections are something to behold with artifacts and art from historically significant Muslim civilizations as well as contemporary Muslim communities and diasporas around the world. The core of its Permanent Collection — spanning a vast geographic area from Spain and North Africa in the west, across the Middle East, to South Asia and China in the east. A new exhibition titled IMAGE? The Power of Visual explores image-making over the centuries through the lens of historic and contemporary artworks from diverse Muslim cultures. The 62-piece exhibition reflects on humanity’s timeless preoccupation with images and explores their capacity to project power, reflect inner spiritual or poetic visions, give expression to ideals held dear, or express key aspects of identity.

Jake Epstein’s Boy Falls From Sky: at the Royal Alexandra Theatre (Mirvish). Toronto’s very own actor, performer, and writer takes to the stage in this autobiographical musical. You may know him from his Degrassi days or may even have seen him on Broadway in Spider-man: Turn off the Dark or originating the role of Gerry Goffin in Beautiful: The Carole King Musical. This show is about show business and his experiences that starts with his childhood belting out show tunes on family road trips to the unforgettable (sometimes embarrassing) moments in auditions and on stage. It’s a story of life and following your dreams even though it may not always be easy, memorable but not easy. It’s fun, witty and ever so charming. You may also want to look at upcoming shows & Juliet (from the Emmy-winning writer of Schitt’s Creek) and Harry Potter The Cursed Child.

Toronto International Storytelling Festival: May 6 to 15. Mom was your favourite storyteller? Then take her to this 43rd annual festival  that celebrates live storytelling, traditional and contemporary that promotes the sharing of values and cultures. Performers include Dwayne Morgan, Jenny Blackbird, Andrea Thompson, Albert Dumont, Alton Chung, Denise McLeod, and many, many more! Events happening in -person and online.

Willner Midge Gallery: Dawn of Life at the Royal Ontario Museum: recently opened is this spectacular new exhibition hall dedicated to nearly 4 billion years of our planet’s life. Almost 1,000 fossil specimens — more than 60% of them Canadian represent the dawn of life on this planet and are featured in this hall. The exhibition includes artist reconstructions, interactives and digital technologies to help visitors understand the staggering evolutionary journey reflected in the ROM’s fossil record. “Evolutionary game changers”, considered key moments in the story of life on Earth, help to understand more about the world we know today. A very cool family outing for all ages! While you’re there, if mom is an avid photographer or appreciate incredible details be sure to check out the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition also taking place at the ROM.

Cirque de Soleil’s KURIOS: Cabinet of Curiosities:  has been getting enthusiastic press wherever it lands, heralded as a return to “classic” Cirque. The story follows an ambitious inventor who defies the laws of time, space and dimension in order to reinvent everything around him. Suddenly, the visible becomes invisible, perspectives are transformed, and the world is literally turned upside down. One Very Big Top can now be spotted along Lake Shore Blvd E., looming some 65 feet above Ontario Place. Mom’s go free on Mother’s Day! See details on their site.

Elmwood Spa: 18 Elm Street. There’s a reason why this day spa in the heart of the city continues to thrive. Their multi-level complex located in a heritage landmark building knows how to pamper moms from head to toe. Staff are attentive and here to make all the stresses disappear even for an afternoon. Mother’s Day packages are now available through their site – a few include three-course lunches to make it a complete outing at very worthy price points. Send mom on her own or spend time with her.

Fleurs de Ville FEMMES at Bloor-Yorkville from May 4 to 8. Toronto’s top florists bring this one of a kind event with 35 unique displays made of fresh florals. Sculptures will be on display throughout the area. This year’s theme celebrates culturally, politically and historically significant women including Catherine O’Hara and Margaret Atwood. All free to view. Tie in brunch or dinner at our nearby favourites including Joni Restaurant –  (Park Hyatt), Cafe Boulud (Four Seasons), and Eataly (Manulife Centre). For epic views visit the Writers Room Bar on the sweeping 17th floor where legendary literary icons have found inspiration.

DINING AROUND TOWN:

If you’re looking for places to bring mom for a special meal, check out a few of these impressive spots:

J’s Steak Frites recently opened on Queen West (formerly Dandelion) with one dish in mind. Steak. Frites. This concept has taken off in popularity in Paris and it makes sense for us moms who are just too tired to make any more decisions. Feed me and do it right. Guests can still decide on how they’d like their juicy locally sourced Canadian AAA striploin cooked. Drinks and desserts are also on the menu.

Selva is an unforgettable dining experience featuring an immersive multi-sensory night and dishes created by Toronto’s much loved Chef Nuit Regular (Pai, Kiin, Sabai Sabai, Sukothai). Vibrant colours of this neon jungle blaze the space of this restaurant/bar and the artistic dishes really play with your senses. It’s not what you expect and surprises await. Great for the adventurous mom.

Trattoria Milano tucked away in the corner of Eataly Toronto is this quieter restaurant that features traditional Milanese fare. Yes, Italian cuisine differs with the regions! Not to be missed is their Osso Bucco, the Milanese fried meatballs, the famous risotto a la milanesa Zafferano, and the La Tradizionale Cotoletta alla Milanese — a traditional “Elephant Ear” Thinly Pounded Montpak Farm Bone-In Veal Chop. The restaurant also has a very impressive and extensive Negroni program as well. Great for mom who’s always talking about her travels to Europe. Oh soon enough!

Casa Madera at 1 Hotel recently made a splashy opening. From Noble 33 – a hospitality group from Los Angeles this over-the-top restaurant is ideal for that mom who loves to be in the latest buzzy hotspot. Dishes are made to impress with Chef Olivier Le Calvez at the helm. Wow factor offerings includes seafood tower and Wagyu Tomahawk. Their Cristalino dessert is a showstopper (at $125) and yes, incorporates Cristal champagne. Cocktail list pays homage to the elements of life – earth, air, water, and fire. But if mom prefers something more farm-to-table with all the freshness of the joyful springtime then take her to 1 Kitchen Toronto (also located at the 1 Hotel). Here you can indulge in a delectable brunch  with mom including classics (hello eggs benny!) and a few more surprising delicious offerings — sweet potato waffle with buttermilk fried chicken (optional) is just an example! A fresh, bright and cheery spot for all ages.

Craig’s Cookies are perfect for mom if she’s not ready to go out just yet. Surprise her with a full box of the yummiest cookies in the city (delivery options available and they will ship across Canada).  They flavours are surreal. Cherry Blasters, Fuzzy Peach, Twix, Bounty, Nutella..the flavours go on and on. But really, Cherry Blasters are my favourite in case anyone is asking. Pre-order to claim your lot.

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